Audiobus: Use your music apps together.
What is Audiobus? — Audiobus is an award-winning music app for iPhone and iPad which lets you use your other music apps together. Chain effects on your favourite synth, run the output of apps or Audio Units into an app like GarageBand or Loopy, or select a different audio interface output for each app. Route MIDI between apps — drive a synth from a MIDI sequencer, or add an arpeggiator to your MIDI keyboard — or sync with your external MIDI gear. And control your entire setup from a MIDI controller.
Download on the App StoreAudiobus is the app that makes the rest of your setup better.
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https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Potty-Piano-Hilarious/dp/B00SUZ181C Cheaper than Gadget.
If I got one, I would have to learn Handel's Water Music...and I guess we should all feel lucky that the name nLogSynth was already used
ridiculous, although i have been sequencing notes on my ipad while on the toilet with my left foot
Panning?
MIDI out?
Link?
Is it flushable?
I'd be inclined to learn Drop it Like it's Hot.
At least you don't run the very real risk of dropping your phone in the toilet. I always worry about that one.
Suspended Third
Mono. :-(
Nice one
Fixed that for you ... or was that the original joke? I'm slow today ...
Playing foot piano can work better for some than others of course!
No Chopsticks? Downvoted.
Augmented fifth
You really can't judge novelty items like these until you see them in action:
Hehehe, and the count in would be quite short, being as only number 1's and number 2's are allowed
Larry Pratt had something to say about this I seem to remember. "Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!"
This may be more fun but both approaches require one important step: the self courtesy flush.
Last thing you want is to be in the middle of a transcendent groove or an emotive melodic excursion sat stewing in your own make. Flush it for God's sake.
Or maybe just keep music in the studio and don't spend anymore time dropping deuces than necessary...
I guess with that there is no need for a lock on the door, or indeed a splash cymbal
Okay @AndyPlankton just scored the knockout...splash cymbal, lol...
Game of Thrones?
I reckon you'd need to be one of the giants to be able to reach that toilet roll holder !
Shitty shitty bang bang we love you...