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The “That’s what she said” thread

michael_mmichael_m
edited November 2023 in Other

I tried this a while back but got no takers. As there have been quite a few people catching these lately, I thought I would try again.

Fell free to post anyone’s “That’s what she said” moments here. :lol:

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  • michael_mmichael_m

    I’ll start then:

    @Gavinski said:
    there's an anus in my sausage

  • GavinskiGavinski

    Haha, what context was this in? Oh yeah, this was about that French anus stew or something? 😂🤣

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @Gavinski said:
    Haha, what context was this in? Oh yeah, this was about that French anus stew or something? 😂🤣

    I may have cut a word or two from each end of this… :lol:

  • jwmmakerofmusicjwmmakerofmusic

    LOL!

  • GavinskiGavinski

    @michael_m said:

    @Gavinski said:
    Haha, what context was this in? Oh yeah, this was about that French anus stew or something? 😂🤣

    I may have cut a word or two from each end of this… :lol:

    Well, you could have really mangled it and quoted me as saying my sausage is in an anus, so…

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @Gavinski said:

    @michael_m said:

    @Gavinski said:
    Haha, what context was this in? Oh yeah, this was about that French anus stew or something? 😂🤣

    I may have cut a word or two from each end of this… :lol:

    Well, you could have really mangled it and quoted me as saying my sausage is in an anus, so…

    Don’t think it didn’t cross my mind… :lol:

    However, it wouldn’t be a quote any longer. Not to worry though, there are plenty of good quotes without anyone having to edit them.

  • rottencatrottencat

    I recently got an idea for a cartoon but since I’m not good at drawing I made a photocollage.

    It seems appropriate here.

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @rottencat said:
    I recently got an idea for a cartoon but since I’m not good at drawing I made a photocollage.

    It seems appropriate here.

    :lol:

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @scrape said:
    definitely deserves a place in your arse

  • JeffChasteenJeffChasteen

    “So could I; mine’s as big as a house!”

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @HotStrange said:
    Would love to see him come

  • ALBALB

    The UI is too small.

  • HotStrangeHotStrange

    @michael_m said:

    @HotStrange said:
    Would love to see him come

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for this thread this is hilarious

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @wim said:
    with a shorter insert shaft, it would still be inserted exactly as far into the receptacle.

  • TarekithTarekith

    “Stop playing video games and fix the damn bathroom light like you said you would. Months ago.“

  • Blipsford_BaubieBlipsford_Baubie

    atjumpercollins said (all taken from the same paragraph):

    just a bit of a fluff setting it up with the manual arm…Once it’s out. 😀

    >

    I wish I was this motivated to make music,
    smh.

  • animalelderanimalelder

    “I tried it, but it’s too small.”

    About screws and such…which is also innuendo in itself.

  • HotStrangeHotStrange

    @animalelder said:
    “I tried it, but it’s too small.”

    About screws and such…which is also innuendo in itself.

    The jokes really write themselves don’t they?

  • reezyglereezygle

    Is it plugged in?

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @pbelgium said:
    The nut works great, and I recommend it for anyone

  • jwmmakerofmusicjwmmakerofmusic

    One time back in uni, the men's glee club I was a part of was touring. One of our performance venues was a church. We waited for this woman to stop speaking before singing our number. When she said "Lord Jesus, fill my body. Use me," I quietly said, "That's what she said", making the other guys snicker. 😂🤣 Back in 2006-2007.

  • michael_mmichael_m
    edited November 2023

    @jwmmakerofmusic :lol: :lol:

    Reminds me of a time when a work colleague and I were replacing fluorescent tubes in the roof area above the stage in a theater. I could get one end into the fixture, but only he was tall enough to get the other end to click in place.

    Someone rang the doorbell at the stage door, and expecting a group of visitors, he went down to answer it. I tried to put another fluorescent tube in, but not having his 6’2” height I couldn’t quite manage on my own.

    As I knew he wouldn’t be back soon I figured I would go down to the stage where I could see everyone standing in a group. As I got there they all turned to look in my direction, and in way of explanation I just said, “I couldn’t get it in - another 2 inches and I would have been OK.”

    You can guess what the reaction was…

  • jwmmakerofmusicjwmmakerofmusic

    @michael_m said:
    @jwmmakerofmusic :lol: :lol:

    Reminds me of a time when a work colleague and I were replacing fluorescent tubes in the roof area above the stage in a theater. I could get one end into the fixture, but only he was tall enough to get the other end to click in place.

    Someone rang the doorbell at the stage door, and expecting a group of visitors, he went down to answer it. I tried to put another fluorescent tube in, but not having his 6’2” height I couldn’t quite manage on my own.

    As I knew he wouldn’t be back soon I figured I would go down to the stage where I could see everyone standing in a group. As I got there they all turned to look in my direction, and in way of explanation I just said, “I could get it in - another 2 inches and I would have been OK.”

    You can guess what the reaction was…

    😂🤣🤣💀

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @abf said:
    it just enlarges. The knobs are huge

  • abfabf

    @michael_m said:

    @abf said:
    it just enlarges. The knobs are huge

    hahahahahaha

  • pbelgiumpbelgium

    @michael_m said:

    @pbelgium said:
    The nut works great, and I recommend it for anyone

    Oh no! Only one nut! :'( But, ‘tis a good one. :#

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @pbelgium said:

    @michael_m said:

    @pbelgium said:
    The nut works great, and I recommend it for anyone

    Oh no! Only one nut! :'( But, ‘tis a good one. :#

    :lol:

  • HotStrangeHotStrange

    This thread is great 😂

  • michael_mmichael_m

    @HotStrange said:
    arse everything

  • HotStrangeHotStrange

    @michael_m said:

    @HotStrange said:
    arse everything

    That had to have been “parse”. If not then I have no idea what I was on about lol

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