OT: Stupid Desert Island Questions

Is it time to lay this petrified canard to rest with the ultimate desert island questions...

If you got stranded on a deserted island what would you have for dessert?

If you got lost on a desert island... hey, there are no desert islands and awfully hard to get lost on one!

If you got stranded on a deserted island, WTF were you thinking?!

Your ultimate Desert Isle questions?

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  • Cheesecake. Always cheesecake.

  • @LinearLineman said:
    Is it time to lay this petrified canard to rest with the ultimate desert island questions...

    If you got stranded on a deserted island what would you have for dessert?

    If you got lost on a desert island... hey, there are no desert islands and awfully hard to get lost on one!

    If you got stranded on a deserted island, WTF were you thinking?!

    Your ultimate Desert Isle questions?

    Desert island dessert....Laddus

    What was I thinking? Probably something along the lines of, ‘would this be a suitable place for my secret evil robot army base?’

    Ultimate desert island questions, desalination plan? Sustainable agriculture plan? Robots or ninjas?

  • Bread and butter pudding with custard is my all time fave desert. Not ideal for hot whether though!

    Maybe a really juicy mango that you can roll in your hands and then suck out its juice out of a hole in the top. Ice cold!
    Yep, thats the one

    Question would be: How would you charge your iPad?

  • @Richtowns said:
    Bread and butter pudding with custard is my all time fave desert. Not ideal for hot whether though!

    Maybe a really juicy mango that you can roll in your hands and then suck out its juice out of a hole in the top. Ice cold!
    Yep, thats the one

    Question would be: How would you charge your iPad?

    solar...
    but you can never update yr apps again... no signal... might not be a bad thing?

  • I'd rather chat about politics and climate science but I'll play:

    Desert? Key lime pie or sorbet.

    Your ultimate Desert Isle questions?

    What super-power would you wish for?

    Who is the one person living, dead or fictional that you'd like to have join you and they bring the dessert?

    Would like person also bring musical instruments or technologies?

    Would you also like to have your memory wiped to start fresh?

    Would you build and sell timeshares as a get rich slowly scheme?

  • If you were stranded on a desert island would you still bother with recycling?

  • Chocolate cake...
    and then kill Gilligan, and place his head on a stick at the lagoon so that he could no longer foul up any more opportunities to get off the island.
    Oh, and then eat the rest of the cake.

  • Ok.... you asked for it... what 3 apps to go with your dessert?

  • 3 apps 🤔🤔

    1 - Caustic
    2 - Kindle app full of books
    3 - The room (game)

    And chocolate cheese cake

  • @rcf said:
    If you were stranded on a desert island would you still bother with recycling?

    No way 😂😂

  • @LinearLineman said:
    Ok.... you asked for it... what 3 apps to go with your dessert?

    Today I would need:

    AUM
    AudioReverb
    iReal Pro or ToneStack or You(are a)Tube

    For guitar practice.

  • The banoffee pie I had in a cafe in Glastonbury, about ten years ago. It isn’t there now, but it’d have to be that exact one, though the Rainbow Cafe further up the High Street made a fair crack at it last year.

  • Coconut recipe app.

    Snapchat so I can filter my face in to a girl and have a depraved desert island relationship with myself.

    Kids animal noises keyboard app to talk to the local wildlife.

  • What is this "desert" island?? An island is surrounded by water! It is a corruption of deserted island. Your (sic) all at sea with this desert island idea. Corruption at the highest levels. Sad!

  • edited May 13

    @LinearLineman said:
    What is this "desert" island?? An island is surrounded by water! It is a corruption of deserted island. Your (sic) all at sea with this desert island idea. Corruption at the highest levels. Sad!

    My error ;) Ok, so then just snapchat for schizo downward spirals and some durable cutlery.

  • @EyeOhEss, just foolin' around with my reputation as a stickler. Nothing personal and cutlery would be good.. I would skip the Snapchat and opt for an endless supply of cutlets to go with
    the cutlery,

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