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Shit and Pissed - Cut the Cord - EP1
Hello fine folks. We are Shit and Pissed, but predominantly Shit. Mister @Jocphone is the young, virile brains...before the brawn of a sterile old punk ruins it all. At the collaboration meeting down in SOTMC a while ago, we discussed age:
Me asked He how to stay alive?
He told Me not to join MX-5.
He asked Me how to midlife crisis?
Me told He not to join Isis.
Nor the ‘Weird Fish’ garment wearing Brigade. That is just pathetic. Act your age people. Choose slow death over young thread. Started the Campaign of Pain last night. “Kill The Haughty over Forty.” It’ll catch fire everywhere but on here.
Our style? For a start, we don’t do dominoes and darts. Joc is a musician and a wizard of sound. The other bloke cannot sing. There’s some stuff about killing yourself, judging, and a bloke called Sorry. They’re shortish things so you won’t get your moneys worth. Buy a Costa ‘n’ cake instead and feel satisfied.
What you spending your 99% on Joc? This is all down to you. Thank you.
And thanks to Audiobus and SOTMC. Without it, we wouldn’t have happened. Blame the Gaffer and the Big Boss. 
http://shitandpissed.bandcamp.com/album/cut-the-cord
https://www.dropbox.com/s/711bcx19scdejiv/cut-the-cord-back.png?dl=0
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Have a football game to watch this afternoon and a few friends over. I know what the halftime show's going to be now... (Yeah Ross
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Congrats on the worst (not in a good way) band name of all time. Takes some doing. The music is terrible as well.
@Bluepunk those are some messed up songs...excellent!
Congrats on the release! Question: is it safe to play the EP to my kids?
Thanks
Hmm, the second may be a bit enlightening for them.. depends on your language policies and how old they are I guess.
Since my 9 year old is autistic and enjoys the odd Torettes style tic/repetition from time to time, I won't play him this - bad enough when he picked up 'bloody' and repeated it incessantly for a few weeks. I like it though, bit of a cross between Sleaford Mods and Hacker Farm. An uplifting, fluffy dream experience.
Funnily enough mine went the other way. Tried teaching her some of these words but they never stuck. Seems the kids have new words, that you wouldn't want to use.
Oh Hi Jello
Where you been!
Fucking loved it
Great job! for real for real for real
Tell me about the apps used and the process please
In California under Alice.
Thanks. But you’re not supposed to fucking love it you fool.
JOC? HELP! Technicals question.
All right, then. I'm a fan of the Residents and Throbbing Gristle, and this was a cool, disorienting listen. The album art makes it. No more bland soundscapes for the rest of the day.
Thanks @ExAsperis99 . It seems the easiest thing in the world but it's probably taken us over a year to get on to Bandcamp. Lazy bastards we are!
Err, Cut The Cord started with me trying to make my own Karplus-Strong style effect in SnuoVx. I nearly got there but found a weird rope stretching sound instead that really did things for me. Recently I took the track into Reason to beef it up a little. When Bluey does his thing, and I don't know how he does it, suddenly your doodling turns into a brilliant song. His sense of timing and playfulness makes a huge difference.
A. Fucking Psycho was a really horrible sketch with fake trombone and bassoon, done in Ableton with some mad wiring/routing setup. I really thought it would be impossible for anyone to sing over but Bluey proved me wrong again. I had some random lyrics about some shit that had upset me and he did an ace job of making that into a song. Honestly, every time @bluepunk sends me his vocals I have to pick myself up off the floor.
Yeah Ross I have to keep secret because Bluey thinks I conjured up some diabolical contract in the making of it and I don't want to ruin it for him.
Just had a listen to the first track and couldn't help but imagine a Dalek remix - maybe this is what it sounds like in a Dalek's brain? Strangely compelling actually!
Moved to Creations category, @Bluepunk
Contract was signed at the crossroads.
I cosigned for you.
I will refuse..................
fuck you
Glad to hear you’ve got my back @RUST( i )K
Oh, wait..
Congratulations. You already possess the minimum amount of spite/sarcasm required inside your being to join the ban club. Just one thing though dad... please leave those age defining slippers and feeble fawn cords at the door. Strewth.
Thanks for listening.
There’s a primal, energy infused, intentionally disturbing feel to these songs. The antithesis of Radio Gormless.
We'll take that. Thanks Zen
Slippers = Rubbers?
@RUST( i )K Slippers
Sounding good guys, congrats on the release
Thanks Andy
Congratulations on the release! Very interesting stuff.
Thanks @supanorton
@Bluepunk is on a roadtrip but I'm sure he would appreciate the sentiments.
Very good! Bravo! Congrats to you both!